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X-Ray Vision: The ability to see through everything and anything you want.
Read People’s Thoughts (Telepathy): The ability to always know what people are thinking.
See I am kind of torn here. I really don’t know which I would want to have. I feel like a lot of the guys reading this obviously want to have X-Ray Vision so they could see through girls clothes but in my opinion that would get old after awhile. I mean half the excitement of getting a girl to undress in front of you is the whole surprise factor. If you already know what’s under her clothes then what’s the fun in that. I am also assuming that most girls would want the power to Read People’s Thoughts so they knew who was talking trash about them or if them smell bad or something.
I would much rather have the power to transport wherever I wanted to. I’d save money on gas, wouldn’t have to wake up until seconds before class, be able to go to California or Australia for the day, ahh life would be awesome.
But of course that isn’t an option, so between these two I would go with being able to read people’s thoughts and not for the typical thought of being able to predict future crimes or hear what people have to say about me. It would be for pure self-enjoyment. I would sit in the Berkshire Dining Commons and literally just listen to the weird ass stuff that goes through some people’s heads. I think it would a one of kind type of entertainment. Also, you would never lose in rocks, paper, scissors…ever. Plus it would be fun to make some easy money on some bets that you already knew the answers too.
What are you picking?
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