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In the spirit of President’s Day we wanted to give you the top four past presidents that would have made great bros by today’s standards. These bros are the epitome of bro and we would clearly want to chill with these bros on this day off.
We couldn’t compile a list of bro presidents without giving you the first president of the United States. The guy just comes in after winning a complete underdog story of a war and then takes over as the leader of the country. Not only that but his face put on the dollar bill. It's pretty bro knowing that when you walk into a strip club and throw pieces of paper with your profile pic on it. We have to give the top nod to George Washington as great bro.
A close second to Washington, Teddy Roosevelt was a bro amongst men for his time. He was the first president to roll mad deep with other bros, the Roughriders.
The guy just charging up San Juan Hill with his bros and then at the end of the day just had a few Cerveza’s to cap off the long day. If that wasn’t enough Teddy once saved a full-grown bear on a hunting trip. After his bros decided that tying a bear to tree to kill it was a good idea, Teddy got pissed and released it. He said it was too easy. Finally the thing that separates the bros from the non-bros is facial hair, and Teddy certainly had a great mustache.
Now we know what you maybe thinking, Richard Nixon is not a bro. But he certainly is a bro by our standards. Between his mumbling and rambling speeches to his hysterical facial gestures and double peace signs the guy is a bro. Unfortunately good old “Tricky Dick” Nixon got caught doing some shady business with the Watergate scandal but the guy took the situation like a boss. Just resigning from the Oval Office like he has way better things to do with his time. Nixon would be an interesting bro to hang out with and that’s why he makes the list.
Clinton would definitely be a lax bro by today’s standards. He is well known for his sexual mishaps with Monica Lewinsky and Paula Jones. Bill gets picked as a great bro for one reason and one reason alone: He’s still married and has chicks on the side. Bill must have talked his way out of the whole thing with Big Bad Hillary like a champ. We certainly don’t condone cheating on your significant other but Clinton’s a bro for what he did and where he did it, in the spotlight of the presidency so that’s why we chose Clinton as a bro.
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