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It certainly is the highest quality of creepy, edging on stalking, but wildly hilarious “flirting” I’ve ever seen.
You know that hottie you see on the bus every day whose beautiful eyes and flawless hair you’ve memorized. Well now you can send them a wonderful little message on Like A Little (www.likealittle.com/umass).
Just enter gender, hair color, and location, and then add your own personal touch to this viral message that is of course completely anonymous, and completely creepy. If you were ever once afraid you were the only person silently stalking that cutie who sits a few rows ahead of you in lecture, fear no more. You are not alone. Now you have a whole community of creepers sharing the stories for all to see, and laugh at.
There are an endless number of pure gems in this collection of stalker files. To the female RA on the third floor of Van Meter, I believe you have a fan club. Better elect a president soon, it’s getting out of control. I’m not sure which of these two individuals takes the cake, but they certainly do love you.
At Van Meter: Female, Brunette. RA third floor, if your right leg is thanksgiving, and your left leg is Christmas, could i see you in between holidays?
At Van Meter: Female Brunette, To the hottie on 3rd floor, are you a camper? cause you can sure pitch my tent.
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