I am pretty sure this has to be the coolest dog in the world right? First off, it actually listens and knows more than just "sit". Second of, the dog is a bartender. I mean how much cooler does it get then having your own personal bartender? Oh, wait, I know, having your own bartender that you don't have to tip. 

All my dog does is bark when I get home. I mean its cool that someone is actually excited to see me when I come home, but is it sitting there with a Bud Light after a long, hard day? Not a chance. 

This dog is truly man's best friend.