I woke up this morning and checked my Twitter (because we all know that’s the most important thing to do when you first get up) and to my surprise “Rihanna and Ashton dating” was trending. I must admit I was shocked. I was thinking my chances of ever dating Ashton Kutcher were over but I am pleased to tell you that this is most certainly FALSE. Apparently, reports surfaced last week that the two were texting one night and Rihanna left the club she was at to go to his house where she remained for quite some time.My first thought was that this was completely strange for the two of them to even hook up.

Well, during a press conference in London for her upcoming film “Battleship,” Rihanna set rumors straight when a reporter asked about the two of them.  The reporter asked if they would be seeing Aston around with her and Rihanna made it clear that she didn’t find that comment all that amusing. Wow, how disappointing was that question? I'm happy and I'm single, if that's what you're really asking."

Whoa! Sounds like Rihanna doesn’t mess around.  So those who were somewhat excited to see more “Ashtanna” (that’s my celeb couple name I have given to them) don’t get your hopes up.  Looks like this fling was nothing more than a booty call.