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Oh sweet. Way to go world. Way to ruin Chicken and Waffles, one of the three things that brings me joy on hungover Saturday and Sunday mornings. Way to just take a huge, steaming dump all over it.
Honestly, who thought of this? Who had the balls to stand up in some Torani team meeting and be like, "I know what our next flavor should be, our next flavor should be Chicken and Waffles." Who did that? And why wasn't that dude immediately fired? You people are so backwards I can't even start about it.
"Suggested uses: Sazeracs, Ice Cream Sundaes, Old-Fashions, Cupcakes." Are you even serious with that right now, Torani? What the fuck is an 'Old-Fashion?' And don't even act like you didn't just have to Google 'Sazeracs' readers, you're not fooling this guy.
You already pushed your limits with the 'Bacon' syrup I see you've made from the link in the right side bar of your page. I can be fine with that one. I get it. It's definitely not ever going to be in or around my mouth in any way, but I get that someone might use that for something at some point (because they're too lazy to just make some actual bacon or something, I don't know).
I sincerely hope no one ever buys a bottle of this, and that you lose hundreds of thousands of dollars from producing it, because this product is bad, and you should feel bad.
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