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Spring Break doesn't have to be over. Sorry For Partying has the right ingregients to throwing a post-break bash.
Tired of the same old people drinking in your basement? Want some new faces and some exciting new activities? Well here’s some ideas for your post Spring Break rager. 'Cause let's face it, you'll always have fun drinking, but it's always good to mix it up a little bit.
Advertise in the Dorms. Whether that’s running down the halls with trumpets, or standing casually by the door and talking loudly about how awesome this party will be, anyone living in a dorm will definitely show up.
Free Alcohol. Yes, it will cost some dough, but you’ll get a fuck ton more people if they know there’s going to be an opportunity to get hella drunk.
Slip ‘N’ Slide. Pour some dish soap and water in the sink, and then on the floor so your kitchen is overflowing with bubbles. A party isn't a party unless everyone’s half dressed, and a Slip ‘N’ Slide is one of the best ways to instantly get the clothes off.
Ice Luge. They're competitive, and one of the best ways to get you fucked. The best part is they're not too hard to make, and everyone will want to do it!
Distract the Cops. If the dicks show up, send some sober kids running in every direction, then lock all the doors and keep partying.
Watch Project X: Repeat.