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The Picture That Will Haunt Your Dreams

I have zero background or context for this picture, but like the title says, it will haunt your dreams.

I have so many questions. Who is this man with the flowing white hair-cape? Why is he holding a giant basset hound? Why does he have more My Little Pony paraphanelia than a six year old girl? If anyone can answer these questions or provide some insight into this nightmarish photo, hit me up.

COMMENTS (3)

it looks like he's holding a cow

boom, instant wallpaper for my work computer

Or the best picture ever?

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