Apparently, men work very hard to satisfy their woman on Valentines Day, and "given their ebullient dedication, March 14th is a joyous opportunity to repay the favor." Men across the county are looking for steaks (medium rare) and blowjobs (well done) as the opportunity of expressing our thanks for their Valentine's Day doings.

This is, in fact, what men wish Valentine's Day actually was. And yeah, Steaks & Blowjobs was made up, but so was Halloween- right? So, whatever, I'll buy it. I'll use this man's Valentine's Day as a celebration of great meats.

Their website has blowjob tutorials, steak cooking lessons, and t-shirts to promote awareness for today's exciting agendy.

So, cheers to Steak & Blowjob Day .. here's to hoping that they're both well done.