Well, it's official. The Jersey Shore's most pint-sized, alcholic guidette is knocked up and baby daddy Jionni Lavalle plans to make an honest woman out of her. We originally reported about the pregnancy rumors weeks ago, but it seems Snooki was waiting for a big payday from a publication before making the official announcement.

Am I the only one who is terrified of this woman being a mother? I mean, would you trust THIS with an infant?