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Picking up a girl at bar can be easy, but do you really want to pick up the girl who's always at the bar? They can be fun for awhile, but it usually ends in one of two outcomes: they leave behind something the doctors cant even diagnose, or they rearrange your apartment by throwing everything you own out the second floor window.
It's time to diversify. Here are some great unexpected places to find girls.
The Library: Smart and Sexy
Here me out for a second. Not all girls at the library are super nerds. The fact is that if you find an attractive girl at the library chances are that they want nothing more than to be distracted. No one likes being at the library alone. It's like Google+, a wasteland. Furthermore, if a girl does actually frequent the library than you know she has some good characteristics, which (trust me) will help you out in the long run.
Tip: try a simple hello or do you mind if I sit with you and not some corny pickup line.
The Gym: Toned and Tan
I certainly don't frequent the gym as much as I should but that doesn't mean it's not a good place to pick up a girl. The gym is a great place to find a girl who actually cares about their looks and health. Gyms are not conducive to chit chat but there is a good chance a girl going to the gym works out on somewhat of a schedule. Don't stalk but try and make eye contact 2-3 days before you make an approach, that way she knows that you're there to work out and not just check out her ass in spandex.
Tip: Don't give them advice on how to work out. They hate it!
Class: It's Boring, So Flirt A Little
Going to class is one of the worst things about college, but it can actually be a great place to find some pretty cool girls. Changes are you wont be able to really get to know anyone in class but you can scope out potential "study partners". Try stopping them after class to see if they understood what your crazy professor was talking about.
Tip: Don't try and chat with the girl during a lecture, chances are your prof will call you out and it'll be embarrassing.
The Grocery Store: Fondling Melons You can tell a lot about a girl when she buys groceries and whether she's single or not. 99% of girls go to the grocery store with their boyfriend, to make them carry their bags and what not. It's also a great place to find single girls that would use a helping hand of a strong guy like yourself.
Tip: Don't ever say anything about the food they are buying. They will always take it the wrong way.
Now go out there and get some.
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