Jersey Shore star JWoww is known for a lot of things, but being politically savvy is not one of them. However, the girl just wanted to celebrate President's Day the best way she knew how- and that is to compile a list of the top 8 presidents she'd like to let into her oval office. If that doesn't scream 'I'm a slutty patriot,' I don't know what does.

Some of the presidents who made the smush list include George Washington, Bill Clinton, Abraham Lincoln and in surprise choice, Ulysses S. Grant.

Check out the full list, with unintentionally hilarious commentary, here.