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45-year-old Staten Island mother, Fausat Ogunbayo is suing the city of West Brighton for $900 trillion after her two teenage sons were put into foster care due to her alleged mental illness. To put her demands into perspective, the national debt is currently somewhere around $15,000,000,000,000 and the US only makes roughly $14 trillon per year.

She seems like a real go-getter, choosing such a ridiculously high sum of money to show that she isn't screwing around when it comes to her cubs. Electing to not have a lawyer represent her even furthers her bad-assery.
According to the state, Ogunbayo put her two teenage sons at risk by leaving them at home unattended for several hours each day. I don't know who the hell considers this a risk, half the time I was trying to get my mom to leave the house so I could play video games in peace and look up boobs on Google images. Those were magical years.
Allegedly, Ogunbayo suffers from a mental illness that makes her unsuitable to care for her two teenage. She had written to her children's former school insisting that the FBI and Secret Service were trying to get her kids.
More about Ogunbayo's case can be found here.
Below is a picture of what the national debt would look like if we had it in cash-money.
