Think about eating your favorite sandwich. All the right ingredients are there. The delicious, succulent meats, the perfectly aged cheese and all your favorite condiments. A perfectly crafted sandwich can really make your day. Just like sex. 

Yep, for perfectly crafted sexy time, you must make sure you have all the right ingredients and that my friends includes, condoms.

Buying condoms can be down right embarrassing. Every time I walk into a convenience store, I am convinced I will see my first grade teacher, my grandmother, or the priest that baptized me. 

So what do I do? Usually, I walk in looking like I am going to rob the place. Hood up, sunglasses on and making a beeline for the condom rack. Once I get there, I have no idea which to choose, so I grab whatever is at eye level, throw some cash at the register and run out the door. 

How about we just skip all that embarrassment. Now you can have condoms delivered straight to your door. 

Our friends over at LuckyBloke have carefully selected the best premium condoms from around the world – including, Trojan (US), Kimono (Japan), Glyde (Australia), Billy Boy (Germany), RFSU (Sweden), Durex (US), and Okamoto (Japan) condoms. 

Users of the site can create their own personalized collection for monthly delivery. Why not take a condom trip around the world each month? 

But let’s get real. Most people hate wearing condoms. Don’t worry; LuckyBoke has your comfort in mind. 

They’ve taken the guesswork out of size, shape, color, taste and any other customization you might be in to. LuckyBloke allows buyers to quickly and become informed on how to find the condom that is going to bring them the most pleasure.

For those who prefer more guidance, a free Condom Concierge service is available to assist customers, via email, (sorry guys, no in-person sizing) to help select the best products for your needs.

You want lube? Of course you do. LuckyBloke has got you covered on that end as well. 

So what will it be for you? Flavored, ribbed, studded, glow-in-the-dark?  All of the above? You want to try the female condom? 

Hell you can even have a vegan-organic-strawberry-flavored condom. 

Your monthly subscription to LuckyBloke.com is discreet, dependable, and affordable. You can place it on hold or cancel any time (you know, in case there is a dry spell).

Your custom selection arrives in a confidential unmarked package to any valid address of your choosing (office, dorm, bat-cave, your lover's place?) You name it – no matter where your global travels might take you, they will get your condoms to you. 

Our favorite part? At LuckyBloke.com,10% of sales (not just profits) are given to urgent humanitarian causes. You, the subscriber, are able to choose the cause you would like your subscription to support. Currently, their causes include: charity: water, It Gets Better Project, and UNICEF. 

There is simply no reason to be without condoms when you need them.  And, now, you never have to be.

As an added Bonus LuckyBloke will be giving away a one month subscription to a SUMOskinny reader on February 10, just in time for your Valentines Day lovin’. From now until 10am on February 10 you can enter to win by Tweeting, or Facebook tagging us with one of the following, along with the hashtag #GetLucky:

-Funniest place you’ve had sex

-Best alternative name for sex

-Funniest sexual position name

Example- @TheSUMOskinny @TheLuckyBloke My favorite sexual position is, the Chilean Miner. #GetLucky

@TheSUMOskinny @TheLuckyBloke, best place I have gotten down? The URI college library stacks. #GetLucky

Good luck!

PS- Due to the Pfizer recall of over one million birth control packets yesterday, LuckyBloke offering a free shipping upgrade on all orders placed today.