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Mark Wahlberg Spews Off Wild Imaginations Saying He Could Have Stopped 9/11

In an interview with Mens Journal, Mark Wahlberg claims if he'd been on Flight 93 (one of the plane involved in 9/11) he would have fought the hijackers, landed the plane, and saved the day.  

In the interview, he says:

"If I was on that plane with my kids, it wouldn't have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that first-class cabin and then me saying, 'OK, we're going to land somewhere safely, don't worry.'"

Uh, okay Mark Wahlberg, and then all the women on board would become your sex slaves, right?  And all the men would get your name tattoo'd on their butts as a tribute to their honor and respect for your modern day heroism, right?  Yea.  

Let's go ahead and keep those coke dreams to ourselves now buddy, before we go around wildly offending the masses, shall we?


Hahahah naturally

Courtney look, you scared him!

He read Sumo this morning and took back his statements.

It's a steal for sure

I like Mark Wahlbergs

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