You know you're having a bad Wednesday when you're dropping dome for Chicken McNuggets.  Yup, that's right.  Chicken Mc-god-damn-Nuggets.  Not even Chicken Selects.  Have you no class woman?

Khadijah Baseer was arrested last Wednesday after some dude snitched on her for offering to S his D in the McDonals drive thru in exchange for Chicken McNuggets.  No word as to why your man didn't take her up on the offer, seeing as that is like the 'Black Friday' of blowie deals.  Obviously he is not what one would call 'business savy', but that is neither here nor there.

Just when I think you've reached your lowest, America, you go just that much lower.  Three cheers for the Red White and Blue.