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Craziest Chicks of Real Housewives of New York news, Cindy Barshop's new business is apparently booming. No idea why because it's all about selling Merkins, but it is. Oh wait, you don't know what a Merkin is? It's a wig for your cooch.
Yup, girlfriend is slangin' cooter wigs, and they're running around $200 a pop. I may be behind the times on this one, but aren't most of us ladies spending money to keep that area hairless? I mean, I understand that's not everyone's thing. There's gotta be some ladies out there who just love to rock a mean old bush, you know that French lady swag, and that's cool girl, do you. But I simply cannot fathom a woman who wants to take it all off, so she can rock a multi colored feather weave on her poonanny. At least not enough women to make a business out of it.
The only people I can see this appealing to are:
The most pompous, outlandish bitches in all the land, that have so much money they run out of things to do with it so they do stuff like eat solid gold bars for lunch, and put their dogs in baby carriages when they take them for walks.
Ladies whose husbands have mad wild bestiality fetishes, and dream about stuffing peacocks and cats. I dunno man, just a guess.
Those are the only two circumstances that make sense to me. I'm guessing she probably is selling more to the women in the first category, but hey who knows. If business is booming, then who am I to argue?
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