Is this real life? Granted, I don’t live in the dorms anymore so I don’t really know the logistics of it all— whether or not there seems to be an issue with semen in the bathroom, but this just seems a little unreal. It has to be a joke.

“The shower drains are not designed to handle semen!” … Really? I feel like it would take thousands of men all jacking off into the same drain at the same time to clog it.  

Well, if this really is true, like the sign says—it’s our money, so spend it wisely. Stop greasing your pipe in the shower stalls. I’m going to go throw up now at the thought of this. Thank god I am 1. Not a boy and have to share a community bathroom and 2. Living on campus anymore.

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