Finally, someone in Politics has figured out how to speak to America's youth: with drinking games.  Boston Representative Dan Winslow held a fund raiser Monday at Battery Park Bar and Lounge called "Beer Pong and Politics".  Like-a-boss.

Politician uses beer pong as fundraiser: MyFoxBOSTON.com

Apparently this has raised a lot of controversy (even though the cups were filled with water instead of beer) amongst the people of Boston who forgot how to party.  

Which gives us yet another example of people who don't like to party really needing to stfu.  I mean look, you don't see me throwing raging fits because you guys throw juice parties, and political debates, do you?  No, you don't.  Because I have some manners, and I'm not trying to rain all over your good time just because I think it sounds like the worst time ever, so you need to fall back and come correct before you start shitting all over what I consider to be a good time.  The rule is pretty simple: if you're not here to party, like... get the fuck out.

I mean honestly I couldn't be happier about this dude.  The fact that there is someone involved in Politics who sees the value of partying gives me hope.  Dude obviously knows how to get the people going, and that's pretty key for his line of work.  Whether or not he even parties himself is irrelevant, the intelligence in this move is that he knows what to do to get us youngin's involved and interested.

Dan Winslow obviously knows what's up, and as far as I'm concerned, he's got my next vote.