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Believe it or not, we are happy to have you here. It's hilarious to see you walk in and out of classes when you're not in the right place, watch you turn in circles around the quad, and actually get upset about the propped dorm doors. But, don't worry..
Once you can tip your head back and laugh about a few of these things, you've finally fit in:
-Eating at the Butt is a common experience
-You've gotten knocked over by Zombies in the pursuit of Humans
-You've started swimming to class a few times a month
-You're pissed that Engineer's have their own quad
-You're (God Forbid) adding 'wicked' in your vocabulary
-IZone is a contact in your phone dialed more than your parents
-You're secretly praying for the longboarders to wipe out because they've almost run you over a thousand
-The CVS/Cumberland Farms casheir Nonnie has told you to "Have A Excellent"
-Instead of geting annoyed at the propped doors, you learn to appreciate them
In the mean time, take off the lanyard around your neck that you were given at orientation, that's a good first step.
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