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Guess what guys, the semester is almost over. For some of you this means, the end of your freshman year. Take a look back at the 10 things that made you a complete n00b when it comes to college.
10. You try turning your homework in a day late.
9. You throw up before getting to the party
8. You make a fool of yourself at the party
7. You walk around campus quizzically, leaving no doubt that you have no idea how to get to your next class
6. You ride a scooter to class
5. You ask for directions to the football stadium
4. You get caught smoking weed on campus
3. You make a point to talk about "how sick" it is to not have to live under your parents anymore
2. You express excitement about the upcoming meal at the dining hall
Annnd drumroll please.......
The number one sign that your a freshman in college is:
1. You roll 8 dudes deep to a party without any girls, and then freak out when told to leave, then return to the dorms and ask campus security if they want a beer.
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