Arr Matey.

Ok, that's about all I have right now but I'm really working on my lingo and slang for tomorrow... Why? (Great, thought you would never ask.) Tomorrow, is the Crawl In Boston's Pirate Crawl. This adventure will probably be similar to the epic tale of Captain Jack Sparrow, well maybe not quite that adventuresome but at least it will have as much rum, and frankly that's all that really matters. 

Previously sold out, there are now 15 more tickets available. Which means you better get your booty in gear and get on ordering them. Oh right, did I mention with the purchase of your ticket you're going on a booze cruise too? Yeah, kinda of fucking awesome. Imagine yourself, out to sea with hundreds of other drunken souls? You never know what could happen.

The crawl starts at 12:30 so get some sleep tonight. After four bars, you'll board the ship, 2 hours on the water for more drinking and mayhem. Once back on land the crawl continues to another four bars. Yes, 8 bars + a booze cruise. You'd have to be really dumb to not do this. Buy your tickets now, or be lost at sea forever.