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Where the fuck were the parents on this one? Not only are they horrible parents for apparently not actually enrolling their kids in sports, but they suck because they allowed their children to A. Listen to Ke$ha, B. Make a youtube video using her song and C. Ruin the Bruins, hockey and Boston for me (and probably everyone) because now every time I think of the Bruins I think of this hot mess.
Dear parents of these kids, do better. Do better. Dear kids in this video, put in a little more effort because this is like D+ game at best. Also, lose the jorts stat.
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