After trying to write a philosophy paper, I quickly realized I'm not deep enough for that shit, and I have really stupid humor. I've also come across too many comical images to count while surfing the web for hours. Here you are Ma'Lady...

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Moral of the story, I'm too high strung and A.D.D. to be a philosopher, and dick jokes are funny.

Amen.

Cheers!