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After trying to write a philosophy paper, I quickly realized I'm not deep enough for that shit, and I have really stupid humor. I've also come across too many comical images to count while surfing the web for hours. Here you are Ma'Lady...
Moral of the story, I'm too high strung and A.D.D. to be a philosopher, and dick jokes are funny.
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