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The Map Sizing Guys Up Around The World

Warning lady SUMOs, after reading this map, you just may decide you’re moving. Below is the Worldwide Penis Size Map, with the average size of trouser snakes in each country.

Looks like the US falls short at 5.1 inches compared to the Congo’s 7.1 inches, Ecuador’s 6.9 inches, or Venezuela’s 6.7 inches.

Countries with dudes packing the least heat include India at 4 inches and South Korea at 3.8 inches.

Related: Women Have Unrealistic Expectations On Penis Size

Looks like there might be some new vacation hot spots for us ladies.

COMMENTS (2)

dear kendra,

from women across the world, thank you. i'm just about ready to board a plane to the conga's and stay far far away from the koreas, which is fine because i'm not into eating dog for dinner anyways

this is dope

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