In recent news, the CEO of American Apparel, Dov Charney is being sued for a cool $250 mil. on charges of sexual harassment from 20 year old Irena Morales.  Allegations include (but are not limited to) forced sexting, forced blowies, and Charney keeping Morales in his apartment as a 'sex slave'.

Wait just a minute here, you're telling me the guy behind the company whose ads show more nip than Baywatch is a sexual deviant?  Stop that.  I don't believe it...not.

If this news is actually a surprise to anyone, then clearly they have not heard anything about Dov Charney.  Charney is among the list of my favorite most ridiculous dudes (alongside Scott Disick, Kim Jong Il, and of course Charlie Sheen, just to name a few), and not just because his name is Dov and he looks like a real like Luigi.

Every time the dude opens his mouth hilarity ensues.  Some of my favorite Charney quotes:

"I frequently drop my pants to show people my new product" (on why he walks around the office in his underwear, which he does frequently, and has even been filmed doing)

"You know, there's some of us that love sluts.  You know, it's not necessarily-it could also be an endearing term" (on whether or not 'sluts' is a derogatory term)

I don't know how this dude has managed to get out of all the charges for this long (pretty impressive if you ask me) but with all the publicity this case it getting, it looks like his luck may be running out.  I guess you can only trop trou' on the job so many times before enough is enough.