In recent news, it was announced that Sean 'P.Diddy" Combs, is being sued for a trillion dollars.  $900 Billion in Child Support, and another $100 Billion in loss of income for damages Puff caused the victim.  Wow, impressive.  I had no idea p.diddy was worth 20 times more than the richest man in the world.  

The woman pursuing the charges, Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks, has a whole laundry list of bat sh!t crazy allegations against Puff.  She claims, among other things, that Combs:

Is the father of her 23 year old son.

Stole a casino chip from her worth '100 zillion' dollars

Sexually assaulted her children.

Then broke one of their leg's.

Oh, and that he, his ex girlfriend Kim Porter, and Rodney f*cking King knocked down the world trade center.

Jesus christ, I've seen crazy, but this is goddamn ridiculous.  Who f*cks with Rodney King?  You're a real bitch Turk, you know that?  You need to sit down and shut up.  

The most absurd part of the whole thing is that THIS IS ACTUALLY GOING TO COURT.  Are you kidding me?  Wow America, tax dollars well spent.

In other news: Franken Berry and Boo Berry have ended their long time friendship after Boo Berry was caught embezzling Franken Berry's trust fund inheritance, which was in the control of Boo Berry, because Franken Berry cannot read.