This morning I had a gross-out epiphany. Have you ever noticed when you get to the end of the roll its all torn up with scraps of TP hanging off it? Think about it... how vile. Someone legitimately scratched up the remains of that and used it to wipe their butt. Are you clean after that? I HIGHLY doubt it.Your hands must be all up in there. What do you do like lay the scrap of toilet paper over the tip of your finger and get in there? I don't understand it.

So now I'm wondering which one of my roommates has a dirty, filthy downstairs mix up.