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You Know You're a Tool When..

You know you are a world class douche bag when you get this tattoo:

NOOOO!! This is the Worst Tattoo Ever!

Look I get that tattoos are tricky business. Like the one you got this year and realize five years from now you got a sleeve tattoo of Louis Vuitton (which is very un-Louis Vuitton I mught add). 

Instead how bout you try a fake first? Then you save us all from this embarrassing situation. 

COMMENTS (5)

the bigger tool is Gucci Mane who tattooed an ICE CREAM CONE on his face (with lightning bolts coming out of it)

...Why? just, just WHY?...I need to sit down and process this...

i hope this guy never discovers sumoskinny, how embarassing for him!

It's gonna look so good when he's like 75 with saggy skin. What a gem.

My god, that's the moat awful thing I've ever seen.

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