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I guess trails are the only thing this Texas Ranger's blazin'. According to recent reports, Chuck Norris is none too pleased about a new strand of Marijuana being sold in LA called "Chuck Norris, Black & Blue Dream" (uh, hilarious).
The weed gets its name because it reportedly packs a real 'kick'.
I don't know about you, but if I were Chuck, I'd hop on board and ride this gravy train to the pot of gold at the end. I mean let's be serious, you don't just throw the name Chuck Norris on any old bud, this stuff has got to be good.
So what's the big deal? I mean, it's legal over there. I guess because this doesn't really go along with the super oober conservative things he stands for these days, like the National Council on Bible Curriculum in Public Schools (..yikes). Or maybe he forgot how to party since he's 70 years old (ew).
There's only one thing we know for sure: Chuck Norris doesn't get high, everyone else gets low.
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