This 49-year-old woman became so obsessed with the Twilight series that she decided to have all of the main characters tattooed across her back ... and, apparently, she's not done yet. Stephanie Meyer has gone on record saying that she plans to spend another 12 hours in the tattoo parlor continuing this montage on to her arms before her 50th birthday. Ready for the best part? (you may want to sit down for this) Meyer stated that she loves Robert Patterson so much that she wants to "tone up" so that she can get his character Edward Cullen tattooed on her stomach.

Somewhere, Elizabeth Cady Stanton weeps for her lost efforts ...