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The Ex's New Girlfriend

As if moving on isn't hard enough Especially during the holidays). Finding out that your ex is in a new relationship just plain old sucks for a number of reasons.

For one it feels like you just lost a game. Not that everyone is looking to get into a relationship right after a break-up, but it makes you feel like your ex moved on that much faster than you did. 

Regardless of what the new girl looks like remember this mantra: "she is fatter and uglier than you". It's a fact. She's dumber and not as funny as you; a mere shadow of your amazingness. The only way to deal is to simply kill her with kindness. It will drive your ex insane.

Want to know some other great ways to get over it?

1. Try doing some good:

New Year, new you right? Try your hand at volunteering. Not only does it take your mind off an ex, but it puts all that energy on something good. Check out the new site Jumo.com which connects you, to charities you may like. 

2. Work it:

Work out. Look slammin next time you see him (and her) and laugh all the way home. Looking for some good moves? Check out the site www.bodyrock.tv. Little fitsperation right there. 

3. Call a friend:

Call someone you haven't seen in a while. Not only does it feel great to reconnect, but it will open up an entirely new social group to you. Who knows, maybe you will meet someone too. 

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