Guess what: political commentators don't know shit about who is going to win this election.

First it was, no competition, Romney is taking it. Then the pizza king Cain was going all the way until all those ungrateful girlfriends of his started running their mouths, then it was Newt, back to Romney, maybe Santorum , but still possibly Romney. 

Yet even though this is now the 6th consecutive month with 100,000+ job growth (December saw 200,000 new jobs in America) and with college students seeing lower then ever student loan rates and starting in 2012 women get birth control free, Obama still doesn't stand a chance against any of the Republican goonies.

How do we know this for sure?

This Mexican Warlock said so.

So there you have it. Screw his pretty solid record and the fact that Mitt hates Big Bird, Santorum loathes gay people and that Newt is a pathological cheater, sorry Obama your free health care, job growth and cheaper education just aren't going to cut it.