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Christmas: the time of year you are supposed to love everyone right?
Who cares if you picked your frenemy for the secret santa, or you hate your sibling so much that you've actually thought of giving them coal.... which isn't a terrible idea... but we've got better. Here are five gifts for people you hate.
1. Pajama Jeans
Let that special someone know that, this is exactly how you think of them, and their style. Add in a cute little note saying, "I saw you worn out your last pair, here is a fresh one for you to shlep around in."
2. Regift a half-used gift card
Only do this if there is less then $5 remaining on the card. Let that piece of shit know that you not only didn't think of them, but you also hate them enough to give them a barely usable gift card to somewhere awful.
3. A Forever Alone pillow
Make it very clear that you are well aware of this person's awfulness, and that everyone else will recognize it too. They will be... forever alone. Thus they need this fake arm cuddle pillow.
4. Something to remember you by
Every time they play this insanely annoying yodeling pickle they will remember just how much you love them. AKA not at all.
5. A "Hey Fatty" gift
Nothing like telling someone they have packed on the pounds to ruin their holiday.
If all else fails, just tell them to go screw.
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