Ultimate frisbee is old. Get in on the ultimate, deluxe version of Wiffle Ball with Moonshot Bats.
 
Moonshot Bats makes some pretty hefty claims of their sluggers saying,
"This beautiful bat is made from a blend of carbon and Spectra. This provides a thin carbon core for stability and a strong flexible outer shell.

This is our most technologically advanced bat. The 2.5" barrel Enforcer does better than the 2.75" barrel in the weight distribution and overall weight categories. The 2.75" SCX Revolution is the greatest Wiffle® Ball Bat in the world.

• This bat is for the die hard player who plays several tourneys a year.
• The *NEW* "Carbon Matrix" technology is a tight braid of carbon fibers incorporated into the barrel of the 2.75" SCX models. This matrix has been added to increase performance and durability as well as add even better weight distribution."

 While they are badass to look at, they certainly are for professionals only with a price tag hovering around $194. But hey, I'm competitive. I'll rock home run derby with this. 

Buy one at www.moonshotbats.com