Often let go but rarely discussed,this cuplet will teach you queefs shouldn't be fussed.

It's something they never taught you in sex ed - but you'll quickly learn when your back hits the bed

Odorless yet powerful, these queefs make a statement - so be careful during sex of your vagina's placement

Oxygen is vital everyone needs air - so don't sweat it girl, when it comes outta there

It comes when you are expecting it least - but don't let it tame your wild inner beast

These days Tommy Pickles would be about 24 - Lil's queefs would make him laugh like Reptar's roar

If he doesn't laugh or smile he's not worth keeping - find another boy who likes vagina puff peeping

Long and slow, or short and sweet - don't mind the sound coming straight from your meat

Queen Elizabeth must have had her share - like overcooked meat, queefs just aren't very rare

The opposite of chocolate these farts are vanilla - be careful though they could be a mood killah

Grandma's done it and so will you - so own it baby, be glad it's not poo

Seal Team Six shot Bin Ladin's wife in the leg - Discovered in his diary: She queefed on the reg

OK, It might be awkward but bat your lashes and flirt - and thank your lucky stars it wasn't a squirt

It may be fun to bring in whipped cream - but vag whip-its suck when they're lettin' out steam

From Hillary to Michelle, Mrs Reagan to Jackie-O - Nothing warms up the White House like a hot vagina blow

Madonna used her queefs as the bass to her music - Lady Gaga will surely be the next to use it

Queefs are usually pretty funny - that is unless you're 69ing your new hunnie

Nikki Minaj may claim to have the "super bass" - but I'm willing to bet she's queefed in someone's face

Nothing turns the straightest man gay - like a big juicy queef on a hot summer day

Be happy Rupert Murdoch didn't have tapes in your room - International queefs can cause quite the conundrum

As the day ends, vagina farts are unavoidable - so leave your dignity at the door, your shame is now exploitable

It's a sign of good sex of passion and lust - Being comfortable with your queefs is an absolute must

It happens to Oana it happens to you - queefs are always funny and rarely taboo

From Africa to Canada, queefs don't discriminate - if you're dead set against them, we suggest you masterbate

You're welcome.