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It is rare that you run into someone that is gloating about their job that they love. But, you might feel a little bit better about your depressing cubicle, asshole-of-a-boss, or annoying coworkers after you see some of worst jobs in the world.
1. Sitting Next To A Big Guy
It doesn't matter if you have the best job in the entire world, if you're stuck sitting this this guy, you cannot possibly be happy.
2. The Target
I know it might be annoying to be the target of a joke or a prank, but imagine that being your job title. I bet all he says at work is, "Oh shit!" every time a gun is shot at him. I'd rather be a plumber.
..I take that back. And almost just threw up.
4. Deodorant Evaluator
I had trouble coming up with what this woman's title might be, or what her life entails that landed her a job smelling mens armpits. Note: She dressed the part adding some snazzy earrings to her outfit- maybe this is good husbant recruiting?
5. Promoters.. for toilets.
These poor people are promoting toilet bowl cleaner. They ask volunteers to clean their toilets .. to clean from what exactly? I don't want to know.
6. Promoting .. Part II .. & Twice As Bad..
This guy makes the man dressed as a hot dog look normal. How much would you have to be paid to do this? I'm going to say $100 an hour.
7. Human Pooper Scooper
Never, just never.
8. Horse Reproduction Manager
No caption needed.
9. .. I wonder what this man's title is.
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