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So remember last week(ish) we told you about the lady boy that was injecting his/her ass with cement? Well here's a 22 year old girl trying to blow up her lips to look like Jessica Rabbit.
Ok, I'll admit it, Jessica Rabbit was a dime, but girl, she was a cartoon character. Cartoon proportions do not equate to real life, ya dig? You look like a fuckin' clown, not to be harsh, that's just on some real shit. I mean I guess that's what you're going for though, considering your next surgery is go get your nose sharpened and your ears pointed like an elf. So, I dunno what tell ya girl, I guess... go on witcha bad self.
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