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Porn Star Sasha Grey Reads to Children

On November 2nd, conservative parents everywhere keeled over and died, because Sasha Grey, retired porn star,  read to first graders.

According to TMZ, "Sasha reading children's books at Emerson Elementary School in Compton on November 2nd ... participating in the Read Across America program. Grey, who hasn't done porn in 2 years, may have been invited because she's mainstream now, with credits which include "Entourage."  

Parents obviously freaked out and called a PTA meeting, however now the school is pulling an interesting move: saying this event never happened.

Oh you mean, like how this photo never happened?

Ok cool, just checking facts that it never happened. 

So yeah parents, for shame. For shame this lovely woman is trying to help your children learn to read. She must be awful. 

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