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One of Cosmo’s latest scandalous report revealed that 86% of surveyed women admitted that they fake their orgasms. Personally, I am not sure why you’d want to fake it, he better work it ‘til he’s broken. You’re sacrificing your pleasure by putting on a show but hey, to each their own. Regardless, the Sex God's at Cosmo decided that there needs to be a national Don't Fake It Day. This day is to promote awareness and have readers sign a pledge that they'll stop faking and fess up.
I think it’s hilarious that there needs to be a day devoted to telling men that they need to step their game up. The psychology behind it is that she isn’t going to have an orgasm this time, and she knows it. If this many women are faking it to A. avoid hurting men's egos, or B. make it stop, then there is clearly a big issue here.
The 86% statistic blew my mind and I immediately asked the girls sitting around me if they had ever faked it. Within minutes, I was wandering around my house asking the 40 girls that I live with in my sorority whether or not they’ve faked an orgasm. Out of 40 girls, half responded that they had. Furthermore, 19 of them even admitted they’d faked it several times. A friend of mine told me that she faked it every time she has sex with her boyfriend. Another said that her boyfriend has never actually gotten her off; she’d just faked it every single time. Needless to say, my jaw was dropped for the half hour that I was polling my friends.
It took me a few minutes to get out of shock and put these results together. Apparently, there is no room for mystery in the bedroom anymore. If your man needs a “how-to” guide, so be it. (or, get a new boyfriend?) There’s no easy way to break the ice to your man that you’ve been faking it. It’s not really ice, it’s more like an iceBURG- and we all know how Titanic handled that one. I don’t know how much more obvious it get considering we need an entire day devoted to promoting not faking orgasms, but it is what it is. Thanks Cosmo, for the starting push for women to tell men that they’re slacking.
ATTENTION MEN: if you’re still reading, thank you. This is your first step towards helping man-kind realize that there is a problem here. Want some advice?
1. Foreplay is completely underrated. No more needs to be said about that.
2. Slow it down. Just think of the tale of the Tortoise and the Hare.
3. If you think she is faking it, test her. Stop right before, and if she doesn’t throw a fit to keep going, then she’s probably faking. That’s when there needs to be a “talk.”
To do my part, on November 4th, I will call all my ex’s that I’ve faked it with and tell them that they need improvement. Well I probably won’t do that. But I do think that this day deserves some attention. So, what do you think?
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