To everyone who lives in Florida, New Orleans, SoCal or anywhere else that it is nice out year round: I hate you. I hate you out of pure jealous rage, because here in New England, it has literally gone from 45 degrees to 80 in one day, will remain nice for two more days, then we plunge right back into the dark abyss of Fall, at which point everyone in New England will go into a deep, dark, depression,

Well guess what, I'm taking advantage of this two day gift that Steve Jobs (who is now in Buddhist Heaven, so he is clearly responsible for this) gave us. I will celebrate by going to the beach and blasting the "Song About Bosoms". 
(Also, this song is not at all safe for work, but it is pretty safe for life.)

For some reason this song makes me think of this: