Word hit the street this past weekend that there would soon be a Tupac sex tape hitting the internet. This is all sorts of wrong to me, and I love any kind of free porn.

Look, I'm down to watch celebrity tapes. Pam Anderson and Tommy lee was actually the first porn I ever watched. Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton's tapes were both terrible, but also a prerequisite for being a young man in the new millennium. But a sex tape with a guy who is not only a legend, but dead for a while now, is just kind of weird.

Here is how the tape goes down according to TMZ, "The tape, shot in 1991, begins with a bunch of groupies in a living room during a house party. Tupac walks into the room with his pants down to his ankles, his shirt off ... sporting several chains. Tupac -- whose head is shaved -- pulls one of the women toward him, and she begins performing oral sex. As she does her thing, an unreleased song of Tupac's is playing in the background, as Tupac is singing along and dancing, wiggling his hips."

If this doesn't sound weird enough for you, it gets weirder. 

"As the woman services Tupac, who is holding a cocktail in one hand and a blunt in another, Money B from Digital Underground walks over to him. Tupac puts his cocktail arm around Money B, continues singing and dancing ... and the woman never stops."

Here is my final thought: I really don't want a hip hop hero to go down like this. I don't give a shit about any of these fake celebrities trying to make a quick buck off of their tapes, but don't do this to Tupac. Yeah this is for sure a great example of his "Thug Life" but come on, the dude is dead, the girl is probably trying to put that kind of past behind her and this is just weird. I'll stick to my next C list celebrity porn and steer clear of Tupac's tape and listen to his music on repeat instead.