On his new daytime talk show, Anderson Cooper gets together with our beloved Snooki to get his first ever spray tan. The vampiricly colored show host gets in touch with his inner juicehead to turn himself into a tall, buff, silver haired oompa loompa. Not only is he charming and adorable, but he's in damn good shape for a man old enough to be a silver fox. And he puts up with Snooki while she gets her teeth whitened. If for no other reason, watch just to see him take off his shirt.