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The Celeb Skinny- Milan Lucic Might be Single

The Bruin’s left-winger had a run-in with the police on Tuesday around 1:30 am after an argument with his girlfriend, Brittany Carnegie. The two were seen arguing on Commercial Street, and according to The Boston Globe, a “witness said she observed Lucic holding Carnegie’s purse in one hand and one of her shoes in the other, and then watched as he threw both items at her while she was on the ground.”

 

                  

Lucic’s marketing rep, Cleon Daskalakis, claims that the hockey stud was mad at his bombshell girlfriend for getting out of the cab barefoot. Either Looch is a real germaphobe or he’s one controlling boyfriend.

I’m aware, as with most stories about the rich and famous, that this could have been a small argument that got blown out of control. Carnegie tweeted about the incident saying, “Ppl can believe whatever but I assure you this was blown out of cntrl.”

However, In my opinion I think my main man Looch is finally coming around to realize he doesn’t actually want a smoking hot blonde Barbie-esque girlfriend after all and that I’m the real woman of his dreams. Maybe you read the part where Milan throws his girlfriend’s belongings at her and got concerned that he’s not such a great guy after all. Not me. See, I think that means he needs a real woman who knows how to handle him. For beginners, I barely even wear heels so he can’t throw mine at me unless he digs deep into my closet to find them. More importantly, I’d smack him so hard upside the head if he tried to throw my shit at me that he would know better next time he considered it.

                

Trust me, homegirl would have totally had this situation under control. Maybe I’ll just start campaigning now to be his next girlfriend so when he gets sick of Miss Hot-Blonde-Girlfriend, he’ll already know how to find me. This little altercation is really a sign from up above that he and I are so meant to be together.

image: terezowens.com

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