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Want to major in Kinesiology and minor in meth-dealing? Well Cal State San Bernardino may be the school for you. Associate Professor Stephen Kinzey is now a wanted man after police raided his home and found drugs, weapons and proof that this guy is not only a drug dealing professor (1lb of meth was found at his home), but also the leader of the biker gang The Devils Deciples. Dang, he was a busy dude.

I wonder what his mid-term looked like.