In the past it's been what color bra you're wearing and then where you like to keep your purse. But now the breast cancer awareness Facebook status thing has gotten confusing.

The new status trend is to to fill in the following sentence "I'm _____ weeks and craving ______" and fill it in with specific answers based on your birthday. The month is the first blank and corresponds to a number of weeks and the day is the second blank and corresponds to a food. For example: I was born September 17th so I would say "I'm 13 weeks and craving fudge." Then all the socially unconscious people would blow up my status being like "OH MY GOD ARE YOU PREGNANT?" And all my close friends would be blowing up my phone trying to get the deets on how I got knocked up.

But see I'm not going to be posting a status that says that because I think it's dumb. When you were posting your bra color I understood it. Like bra, boobs, breast cancer awareness, it's related. When you posted the status and saw other people post you thought about the women affected. When people didn't understand why the hell your status said "Kellie Quinn black" they were like "What the hell is going on let me google this shiz" and more awareness was spread.

But then the handbag thing happened and it was not as cute or clever or cool and people said like stupid things to make it sound dirty like "I like it on the bathroom floor," and I mean, do you really keep your purse next to your toilet? But it was still reasonably sensible.

But now this new thing is just leading to shit like this:

Just in case you can't make out that text, this is what it says: "Oh god, please tell me this is just a facebook thing because my ex just posted this and I never wore a condom while with her...and I really dont want one...holy **** TT_TT I'm shitting brix right now holy ****."

Putting aside the blatant disregard for the proper spelling of the word "bricks" or safe sex, this poor idiot is totally freaking out and I feel a little bad cause he's clearly cluless. Let's not make the dudes go crazy here.

Also I realize I'm totally blowing up your spot girls who participated, but seriosly, Yahoo answers got to it way before I did.