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Well one freshman at Penn State really knows how to make an entrance.
According to StateCollege.com, "A Penn State freshman will be charged with disorderly conduct after she was identified having sex Saturday morning in a seventh-floor laundry room downtown, State College police said Monday." Way to go.
- "Look honey! The perfect place to get busy!"
The act reportedly took place around 7pm on Monday at, of all places, the Beaver Hill apartment building.
This report then plays out like an erotic novel. The pair started by having oral sex in the laundry room. Once that was done, they moved their activities to the 7th floor after maintenance crews found them and asked if they could "go get a room".
Now, it looks like the pair is going to have to pay for their actions. Not only are they being charged with disorderly conduct, they are also facing a fine of $285 for a clean up fee. Damn, someone really let it go all over the laundry room floor.
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