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For what must be thousands of years friends have been peeing on friends to stave off the sting of that nasty jellyfish. The victim begging for someone to rain a golden shower down upon them, the heroic friend more than happy to oblige.
But with new information, it turns out your just a weirdo asking your sick friend to pee all over you.
According to the British Red Cross
"A sting from a jellyfish can be extremely painful, but trying to treat it with urine isn't going to make your day any better. Urine just doesn't have the right chemical make-up to solve the problem." Well, I have some fetish friends that would disagree with that statement sir, but I digress. The BRC suggests vinegar or just plain old sea water.
I dunno... I think this guy is begging to get peed on.
Sorry buddy, there's just no excuse anymore.
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