In a mere few days, two cast members of the Jersey Shore have walked off the show. Does anyone give a shit?

The first to leave is the only respectable member of the cast, Vinny. Reportedly Vinny packed his bags and left the show on Friday after having a blowout fight (nope, not a fight over their blowouts, but a huge ass fight) with one of the cast members. My bet goes to Snooki over the fact he won't smoosh her anymore, or Ronnie, because he is by far the biggest douche on the show. 

(photo via thefablife.com) Next to hit the road, was Mike "The Situation".

According to several credible news outlets like TheSuperficial.com, the Situation walked off set yesterday and told photographers, "that's it, it's over" and left. 

And then there were four. And by four we mean three, and whatever this is: