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Now You Can Carry Booze, In Your Shoe
I know I already brought you one dream product in the last 24 hours, but this one was also too good to pass up.
FlipFlask.. welcome to the world.
Here are some stats on the shoe:
It holds 3 oz. per pair.
Only come in mens (as they should).
Costs $30.
Pluses- You can now take booze to the beach, game, office, wherever you go, as long as you are wearing shoes.
Minuses- My feet smell like shit and the booze is going to get hot after like 10 minutes of me wearing them.
Worth it? Probably, because it's not like I'm drinking the good stuff anyway.
Pick up a pair here and meet me at the bar, where I will no only be ordering $2 sodas and making my own mixed drinks.
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and by mistake, i mean mistaken - cats outta the bag, I already have a pair. Call me Drunkers Mitchell.
additional minus:
1. you may be mistake for Jesus Christ when wearing these fugly flips.
2. if you get drunk enough you'll start taking shots out of (aka putting your mouth all over) the sole of your shoe
Final Plus:
Both of those additional minuses get cancelled out by not giving a shit cuz you're hammered.